A New Twist on Naked Optionz as Canadian Mint Worker is Busted for Smuggling over 150k in Gold Up his Rectum

Canadian Mint Worker Sentenced To 30 Months For Smuggling $140,000 Of Gold In His Rectum

Having been found guilty in November (“wait, what gold coins, where?”), 35-year-old Leston Lawrence was sentenced to 30 months in prison today, by a judge whose name was ‘Doody‘.